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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.