Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo