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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.