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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.