Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

British Jokes More British Jokes

What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome