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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.