Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA?

Because women can't drive

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet)

What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What do you call a construction company that only employs midgets?

Clearly short handed.