What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor