What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.