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What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything