What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

How do you start a teddy bear race?

Ready teddy go!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!