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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!