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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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At some point they turned into Mummys

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!