What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

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What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

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They both were recently ironed.

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!