They both died when they were really popular.
An increase in battery cases.
They're sensitive to everything
With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!
They both make up everything!
If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise
Someone is loosing a trailer.
They both were recently ironed.
If it's black it won't give you any food
They both started out black and blue then became white and golden
Neither one is a squirrel.
They like rock.
Either way, someone is losing a trailer.
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
Americans don't get them.
Very fun until it goes Russian.
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
Now, both have an oscar.
They both fear the wurst
No ballroom
They both turn "o" into "O".
They both take away the coffin.
They both let me stick it in only one place.
At some point they turned into Mummys
You don't want to look down.
Neither of them got to sea!
They both shake it off.
30 of them are triggered every second
It's your dad.
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
They'll never be royals
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Someone's losing their trailer
They both work with crust.
They both ask for change and never get any.
They both only really work on paper
Not everyone gets it
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
Minnesota.
If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.
Chocolate Ice Cream in July!
They're both run by Unix.
It was two-tired.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
He makes a fe-line for the door.
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.
A chain saw has a dynamic range.
He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
Because he stays low key
Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.
Sesame Street has an Oscar.
