They both died when they were really popular.
They both make up everything!
If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise
Someone is loosing a trailer.
They both were recently ironed.
If it's black it won't give you any food
They both started out black and blue then became white and golden
Neither one is a squirrel.
They like rock.
Americans don't get them.
Now, both have an oscar.
They both fear the wurst
They both take away the coffin.
At some point they turned into Mummys
You don't want to look down.
They both shake it off.
It's your dad.
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
They'll never be royals
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Someone's losing their trailer
They both work with crust.
Not everyone gets it
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.
Edward Snowed-in!
The Fray
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.
I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
New-fang-land.
None, because they can't climb the ladder.
A Friar
Sir Francis Brake!
Because they're two-tired.
They both got nailed all night.
Sleep at night