They both died when they were really popular.
An increase in battery cases.
They both make up everything!
If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise
Someone is loosing a trailer.
They both were recently ironed.
If it's black it won't give you any food
They both started out black and blue then became white and golden
Neither one is a squirrel.
They like rock.
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
Americans don't get them.
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
Now, both have an oscar.
They both fear the wurst
No ballroom
They both turn "o" into "O".
They both take away the coffin.
They both let me stick it in only one place.
At some point they turned into Mummys
You don't want to look down.
They both shake it off.
30 of them are triggered every second
It's your dad.
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
They'll never be royals
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Someone's losing their trailer
They both work with crust.
Not everyone gets it
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
Repost
Eggs get laid.
Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.
Because everyone has a little good in them
They both spit fire
The Salivation Army.
Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.
She was trying to get ahead!
Bye, son.
Denim denim denim p
A tutor
We only have a Toot in common.
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
They both sleep all night and whack all day!