What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

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What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

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Where are the best leaders made?

Flint, Michigan.

What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.

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What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.