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What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

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What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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Someone's losing their trailer

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With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

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What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

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What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

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What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.