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What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

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What do you call a water on a baby deer?

Fondue

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

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What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.