What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

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What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

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Where are the best leaders made?

Flint, Michigan.

What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded