What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon