What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Who's there! Cargo! Cargo who?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence