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What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!