What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

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Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"