What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.