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What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.