Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.