Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.