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Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager?

Because nobody gets it.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.