Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

Who's there! A Fred! A Fred who?

Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.