Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

What does 1+1=?

Window.

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."