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Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

How many balls does Fred have?

10

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.