An archerd.
Because they can get their whole grains.
Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
A casket
Grow away.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
A birthday pheasant!
A Chinese telephone
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!