Because he didn't habanero
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He was the vermicellist
Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.
Barbers.
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.
An archerd.
Cause they don't Habanero!
The bow is moving.
A bow.
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A birthday pheasant!
Let us prey first.
Because they hav-an-arrow!
Because they both "practice" their professions.
Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea
The bombshell!
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright...
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
A crocodile. -You won!
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Student: "A heart attack."
Receiving heads of state.
Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*
A butler.
