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Bow Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero

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Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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What do you call a well respected slave?

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Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist