Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

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Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

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The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."