Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Respect Jokes More Respect Jokes

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Owe Jokes More Owe Jokes

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What do I owe ya?

Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."