Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Respect Jokes More Respect Jokes

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Owe Jokes More Owe Jokes

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.