Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
They can't afford to pay respects.
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
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He was the vermicellist
An archerd.
It knocked him cold.
Womb Service!
When you don't use a condom.
Spudify.
It was low hanging fruit.
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The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
Cause I turn on the hoes
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
With dog diskettes!
Ten-tickles
A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
