The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
He always throws the punch.
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
A coconut!
This
Work over time
Need to know ASAP.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
Divorce
An animal that grows down as it grows up!
Two. But I don't know how they got in there.
Who wants to know?
