The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Because he didn't habanero
An archerd.
Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
He was Travelling Light
The match
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
Because it was 2 turnt up
An old man yelling at the cloud
He was a little shellfish.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Giraffe.
Because freedom rings
Burglars don't knock!
A Forgoat.
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
