Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
They can't afford to pay respects.
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy
And what is the person inside to say "who is it "
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
An endentured servant
None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!
Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
So he can kick out at 2.
Ayy, you think it be "r" but it really be the "c".
It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.
