Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
They can't afford to pay respects.
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
A pocket watch.
Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
They're lit.
None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.
Pover-tea.
They don't.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Because they can only count to 3.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Lets go play on our bikes.
A Brazillion!!!
