How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

F(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

F(x)

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

F(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

F(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.