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How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

F(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Fx Jokes More Fx Jokes

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

F(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

F(x)

Establish Jokes More Establish Jokes

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

F(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.