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What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.