You owe them an anthrapology
Aye E, I owe you...
Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.
You owe me one cannoli.
I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.
Because he kept giving half of what he owes.
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
You owe Eve an O.
Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!
She blows me and I owe her one.
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
Easy. More traffic is going to hell.
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
An Edison
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
She blows him out of the water
About half of them.
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"
Miso sorry...
She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Because he never learned.
It's Christmas, Eve.
