Owe Jokes

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

What that?

I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

What's "68"?

You do me and I owe you one.

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What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What do I owe ya?

Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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Just say "I don't know, make something up"

O Jokes More O Jokes

What did the O say to the 8?

Nice belt.

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

What's the integral of 1/(cabin)?

1 natural log cabin.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

68 Jokes More 68 Jokes

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

How do you make apple jelly?

Google maps.