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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."