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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

O Jokes More O Jokes

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Owe Jokes More Owe Jokes

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one