What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

O Jokes More O Jokes

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Owe Jokes More Owe Jokes

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.