What did the snake say to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

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Ask apple to open the backdoor.

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How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Who's there! Adam! Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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It's Christmas, Eve.

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."