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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy

O Jokes More O Jokes

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

E-I-E-I-O.

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

Owe Jokes More Owe Jokes

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.