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How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What's a stoner's favorite body of water?

The T.H. sea

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections