How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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Where does a mansplainer get his water?

From a well, actually.

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.