What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

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What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...