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What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars