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What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars