What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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War Jokes More War Jokes

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars