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What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What do dyslexic soldiers get after war?

PDTS

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How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars