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When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.

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How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.