What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

This joke may have profanity.
Previous Random Joke Next
Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

68 Jokes More 68 Jokes

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.