What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.:

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

68 Jokes More 68 Jokes

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.