A 69 with 3 people watching.
One if nobody is watching.
Because there's a clock on the stove.
You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Because 68 69 70.
The first row of a country concert.
69 with 3 people watching!