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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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Urine trouble.

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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There was a frog in her throat.

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She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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