Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

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How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.