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How do Filipinos count money?

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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How do Filipinos count money?

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What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers