Filipino Jokes

What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

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Gallop Jokes More Gallop Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

Manila Folder Jokes More Manila Folder Jokes

What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.