Filipino Jokes

What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.

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What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a...

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

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Gallop Jokes More Gallop Jokes

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Manila Folder Jokes More Manila Folder Jokes

What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."