Filipino Jokes

What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.

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What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a...

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

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Gallop Jokes More Gallop Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

How many redditors does it take to repost a joke?

About four.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity