When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon?

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Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.