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When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.