When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.