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When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.