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Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.