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Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000?

104

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

Clickbait.