Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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Because 7 8 10.

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.