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Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

Clickbait.