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What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

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How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

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Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.