What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step Up: Transformers.

What type of movies can't Batman see?

Parental Guidance.

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What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Jog-raphy!