What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

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Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof