What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!

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What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?