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What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

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What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.