What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

How does Batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice

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How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.