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What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"