What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

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How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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Why does no one trust victoria?

Because victoria has secrets.

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.