Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What do you call a mill thats just ok?

A satisfactory.

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date