Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.