Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

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What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed