Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.