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What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

A bearoplane

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...