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What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What wobbles as it flies?

A jelly-copter.

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird