What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull