What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!