What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!