What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend