What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off