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What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.