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What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

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What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.