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What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.