What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

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What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend