What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...