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What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift