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What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds