Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...
They are both very pedantic
I find your lack of steak disturbing.
He is going to tell you.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Graaaaiiiiinss!
He juiced...
They'll tell you.
One they've never herbivore.
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
Vegetarians!
Grrrrrainnnnnssss.
I don't know, I left early.
American.
Don't worry, he'll tell you
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
The White House.
On duck tape!
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Lettuce prey
He found his pair a' dice!
I think I could pull it off
May the force e-with you.
The Thai fighter