Vegetarian Jokes

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

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The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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By bearing straight

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Because he was driving her buggy.

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Because he has always Ben Solo.

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Netfish and krill

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Neither has a Seoul

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Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

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The steaks are too high.

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Phil Ming

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Cha ching

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Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel?

HYATT!!!