Lettuce Prey Jokes

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey

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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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He went back 4 seconds.

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Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.