What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

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What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey