What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!