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What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!