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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.