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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

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He wanted to finally get respecced.

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Walkers

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FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Take highwhey.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.