Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.