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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive?

A rip-off.

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.