Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music