Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

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What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him