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Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

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What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Why are gym memberships illegal?

Because of the Free Exercise Clause.