Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

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Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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Why are gym memberships illegal?

Because of the Free Exercise Clause.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with