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Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

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Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

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Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with