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Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

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Why are gym memberships illegal?

Because of the Free Exercise Clause.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with