Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

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What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

Who are the most intelligent monsters?

Zombies (because, Braiiiiiiins!!!)

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Why are gym memberships illegal?

Because of the Free Exercise Clause.

Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss