What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

The White House.

What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.