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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Where do you go in the room when you're cold?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things