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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

One is a superhero and the other is a command.

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.