What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn)

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things