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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?

A superior being.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.