What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.