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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

What's a polar bears favourite pasta?

Penguini!

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Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.