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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

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What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.