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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

Why did the bear's magnetic personality make him so popular?

He was a polar bear!

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Gop Jokes More Gop Jokes

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

Ice Hole Jokes More Ice Hole Jokes

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.