What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.