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What is the only olympic sport that Mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

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Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.