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What is the only olympic sport that Mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

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Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.