Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

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Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.