Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What do you call an internet cafe in Russia?

A cyberian cafe.

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.