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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

What goes zzub zzub?

A bee flying backwards!

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.