Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap