Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What do Americans call the summer holidays?

Ceasefire

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country