Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah