Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.