Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

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What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!