Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

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What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.