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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

Ence

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you call Squidward's Protest Group in Mexico?

Counter-Esp on ge

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.