Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
The players all drowned in spring training.
Because he was outstanding in his field
They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens
All their supporters are home with sick kids
Having legs!
Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.
To run their hands through their hair
Not in the mainstream
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Walking
I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!
