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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

Jumper Jokes More Jumper Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover

Swimmer Jokes More Swimmer Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind