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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Which is the most common font i Mexico?

El Vetica.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.