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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Which is the most common font i Mexico?

El Vetica.

What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico?

ESPOL

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What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Swimmer Jokes More Swimmer Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind