Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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Which is the most common font i Mexico?

El Vetica.

What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

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You turn off the lights.

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Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.