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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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Which Star Trek character is a member of the magic circle?

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None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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A GOP Presidential candidate.

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.