How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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Your calves!

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And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

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GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.