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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Gop Jokes More Gop Jokes

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

Skin Color Jokes More Skin Color Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.