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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah?

Oprahs Black

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

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What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

Skin Color Jokes More Skin Color Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.