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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

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How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"