Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What do people from the 1930's and /r/news jokes have in common?

They're both old.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How long is a China-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

Skin Color Jokes More Skin Color Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.