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Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

Skin Color Jokes More Skin Color Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.