Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

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What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

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Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well